Forget stealing bases—this umpire zombie is calling you OUT no matter where you run. The No Safe Haven Tee brings the monster energy of the bleachers to life, featuring an undead ump ready to haunt every close play with a bony fist pump and glowing “You’re Out!” call.

It’s creepy, it’s loud, and it’s built for fans who love the chaos of close calls and the thrill of no escape on the diamond. In the Bleacher Creature world, the rules are simple: hustle hard, or prepare to get haunted.

Perfect for:

• Fans who live for bang-bang plays 

• Loud bleacher creatures who bring the noise every inning

• Anyone who knows there’s nowhere safe in baseball

Part of the BLEACHER CREATURE Collection: where the monsters aren’t under your bed—they’re on the field.

Product features
- Side seams for enhanced durability and shape retention.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape for added comfort and stability.
- Made from soft, airlume-combed cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Fair Labor Association certified, ensuring ethical production practices.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean